The case for the defence

Squealer Richards has cracked it

- maybe I went too far with that sparrowhawk

- maybe that worm did turn too much

- maybe you turning up in the blue lycra leotard was a give away............

Time to come clean - the secrets out!!

- I've attached a few screen shots from you know what (Yes, that really is Tony Newley with the Push-Me-Pull-You)

I suggest you admit to the Bab's Lord connection

It's over Tel - I suggest we stick to table football in the winter games thing

Regards

Bobrex Harrison-Thorley

ps I think we got away with you pointing to the line with the 'jack positioner' - PHEW!